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by **THEONE** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:39 am

***double trouble***

by **mazza** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:13 pm

A Discussion about saunas and smithy's nekkidness

[mazza] ewwwwwwww
[FuN]RemuS see
[FuN]War_Smith see what?
[FuN]RemuS even maz dont wanne picture that
[FuN]War_Smith so?
[mazza] i don't wanna picture u and smithy in sauna together actually
[FuN]RemuS like i do :/
WarPig u do?
[FuN]War_Smith yer he does
[FuN]RemuS no i dont
WarPig make ur mind

by **BrainBuG** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:27 pm

The name remus pops up quite often i must say when it comes to nekkid warsmiths and gay ppl..... Good thing i go over to his place for joyce instead of him :twisted:

Cya Saturday m8

And no u can't stay and sleep in my bed!!

by **STALKER** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:51 pm

i plead the 5th

by **mazza** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:57 am

ndc-ChefAgf :aarrggh no my testi's are burned
maz|bizzybee:O_O
ndc-ChefAgf:urgghh *tosti's
maz|bizzybee:lol

by **mazza** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:22 pm

[Mobsters]Shag I can't get it up

[mazza] O_o
[Mobsters]Shag the window I mean, too much smoke here
[mazza] LOL

by **[FuN]CompuWolf** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:09 pm

[@[mazza]] oooer shag in tub
[@[mazza]] splashy splashy
[@[FuN]CompuWolf] mud baths don't count
[@[mazza]] shag in bath is good
[@[mazza]] err
[@[mazza]] i didn't say that
[@[FuN]WarPig] hehe
[@[FuN]CompuWolf] Yes you did :-)

by **BrainBuG** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:09 pm

by **[AsC]Frags** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:17 pm

/me runs a nice bath!

by **mazza** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:22 am

M][Ke morning dear =)
[FuN]Mazza good morning young smelly one who needs a bath
[Ke i just had one thank you...
[FuN]Mazza ah goody
M][Ke and to prove it i all wet and nekkid
[FuN]Mazza did u wash behind ure ears?
M][Ke indeedy
[FuN]Mazza prove it
[FuN]Mazza =)
M][Ke -_-
M][Ke lol
[FuN]Mazza =P
`ProfJT oi mike
`ProfJT get over here
`ProfJT

[FuN]Mazza O_o
M][Ke ay?
M][Ke OMG

All u mobsters are gonna need to watch prof....don't bend down for the soap is all i can say O_o

by **Shagrath** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:05 am

no worries maz... kane's perverted mind has already taught us that during mobster boot camp

by **[FuN]CompuWolf** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:04 pm

[14:56:22] • @[FuN]War_Smith strips down to his boxers and dances about
[14:58:14] [@Compu|afk] lo Sexy Boxers ya got
[14:58:41] [@[FuN]War_Smith] CK :p
[14:58:43] • @Compu|afk chases Smitty around the channel
[14:59:14] [@[FuN]War_Smith] CATCH ME!
[14:59:31] —› nick: [TeXaS^b0y] is now known as [TeXaS^bNc]
[15:00:22] • @Compu|afk catchs Smitty and hold him while Zman does Norty thing to him :-)

[15:00:35] [@[FuN]War_Smith]

[15:01:31] • @Compu|afk gets mop to clean up the mess... Z your so sloppy
[15:01:42] [@Compu|afk] :-x

[15:01:52] [schiz] hf
[15:01:54] [@[FuN]War_Smith] eww :/
[15:02:00] [@[FuN]War_Smith] hi s***
[15:02:06] [schiz] hello
[15:02:17] [@Compu|afk] Better get those boxers cleaned Smitty
[15:02:51] [@Compu|afk] Or better yet just burn them
[15:03:36] [@[FuN]War_Smith] :X
[15:04:00] [@[FuN]War_Smith] my conkers are sore

[15:04:07] [@Compu|afk] :-o

[15:04:14] [@Compu|afk] I bet
[15:04:37] [@Compu|afk] The defenition of a fudgy bw0y is "noun" meening a person known as a battybwoy Example of this is [Mobsters]ZeZzY
[15:04:46] [@Compu|afk] Fitting

by **[FuN]CompuWolf** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:06 pm

[16:05:07] • +[Ragnarok] found Brent's ripped off leg
[16:05:11] • @[Mobsters]ZeZzY runs after the nad and defuses it
[16:05:15] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] err
[16:05:18] [+[Ragnarok]] too late

[16:05:24] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] you do know that nads is testicles....right?
[16:05:27] [+[Ragnarok]] it went off already
[16:05:31] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] so why you throwing nads?
[16:05:33] [@Compu|afk] :-x

[16:05:57] [@Compu|afk] Hmmm.. I wonder if he has xtras
[16:06:00] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] ROFL

by **SenecaWolf** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:33 am

[20:23:17] [@[FuN]TheOne] lal changin names like underwear huh?
[20:32:07] [@[A][ScouseR]] Well i have the same thong on since thrusday so no :O
[20:32:13] [@Sen|School]

[20:32:18] • @Sen|School Is Back ... Didja miss me? ..::::««Reason|Off to school I go »« Gone For 12hrs 3mins 42secs»»::::..
[20:32:18] —› you are no longer marked as being away
[20:32:18] —› nick: [Sen|School] is now known as [[FuN]SenecaWolf]
[20:32:35] [@[A][ScouseR]] Well not the best time for sen to come bk lol
[20:32:40] [@[A][ScouseR]] bad quote there lol
[20:32:41] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] apparently not :S

by **SenecaWolf** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:09 am

Good god what are we doing to the irc community

[21:08:13] [Shnaps] I was going to go on the atkins diet, but i think i'll just come here and wait for funners to start talking about brown streaks.
[21:08:33] [@[FuN]CompuWolf] lol
[21:08:41] [@[FuN]CompuWolf] It's works
[21:08:50] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] ROFLMAO

by X2 » Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:06 pm

<[FuN]SenecaWolf> you have a hairy bellybutton?
<[FuN]SenecaWolf> :S
<[FuN]PhilX2> yer
<[FuN]PhilX2> well not the bellybutton its self
<[FuN]SenecaWolf> lol
* [FuN]SenecaWolf starts copying for the forum
* [FuN]`KiLlA has joined #[fun]
* Q sets mode: +o [FuN]`KiLlA
<[FuN]PhilX2> my ladder from me dingdangdoodles to me bellybutton
<[FuN]PhilX2> the line of hair
<[FuN]SenecaWolf> braid it

Think we found sens new hobbie

<[FuN]PhilX2> feels sorry 4 what brents crotch must look like platted pubs

<schiz> bb
* [FuN]KiLlA|BF2 has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<[FuN]CompuWolf> Howed you know?

by **SenecaWolf** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:54 am

There are just somethings I DONT need to know

[20:53:06] [@[FuN]4Undies] God the nob is so stiff
[20:53:16] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] ???????????????????????????????????

by **SenecaWolf** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:56 am

omg so many opportunities with Shnaps and Phil around

[20:56:16] [Shnaps] I'm going style my pubes into corn rows, then ask people if they'd like some corn on the knob.
[20:56:22] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] ROFLMAO

by **Dutchman** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:18 pm

[23:17:24] [@DJFrags|Live] <([ NOW PLAYING on MPfreeUK <||> A Mad Mix running up to Gerd's Choice at 11PM (3pm Pacific) - DJFrags LIVE! <||> http://www.live365.com/stations/mpfreeuk ])>
[23:17:27] [[Mobsters]Shag] link?
[23:17:31] [[Mobsters]Shag] oh mindreader

--

Way the go shaggeh!

by **SenecaWolf** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:01 pm

well at least he's aware of it....

[10:58:25] [@[FuN]War_Smith] im slowly going bland if thats any help?
[10:58:27] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] its definately something to complain about lol
[10:58:39] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] going bland?
[10:58:44] • @[FuN]SenecaWolf giggles
[10:58:47] [@[FuN]War_Smith] yeah i need to go to optitions
[10:58:52] [@[FuN]Dutchman] well, I've finally gotten round to having it checked in hospital, so I'm now on meds again which should hopefully do the trick
[10:58:55] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] BLIND
[10:59:04] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] BLIND NOT BLAND
[10:59:04] [@[FuN]War_Smith] i am bland
[10:59:25] • @[FuN]War_Smith threatens sen with a swift ass slapping
[10:59:29] [@[FuN]Dutchman] smitthy is bland, the rest of the blind ppl is blind

by **SenecaWolf** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:40 am

[19:33:21] • `ProfJT finds his water pistol
[19:33:27] [`ProfJT] AHA!
[19:33:29] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] so THATS what you call it
[19:33:41] • @[FuN]SenecaWolf thinks JT got a little water pistol

[19:34:13] [`ProfJT] uh oh
[19:34:20] [`ProfJT] someone take over from me in this convo :p
[19:34:22] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] pistol go off?
[19:34:25] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf]

[19:34:40] [`ProfJT] *i cant hear u i cant hear u i cant hear u*
[19:34:51] [Busta-UK] an unexpected release eh

[19:34:51] [@[FuN]War_Smith] ROFL!
[19:34:58] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] good, cause I aint talking, I am typing

[19:34:59] [@[FuN]War_Smith] sens a water hose typa gal
[19:35:15] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] hence the reason I am glad Brent is a fireman

[19:35:20] [@[FuN]War_Smith] ;p
[19:35:21] • `ProfJT soaks [FuN]SenecaWolf with a fire hose
[19:35:26] [@[FuN]War_Smith]

[19:35:29] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] oi, get off Brents fire hose
[19:35:32] [`ProfJT] lmao
[19:35:48] [`ProfJT] im stay well away from *brent* hose i can assure u
[19:35:53] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] hehe
[19:35:58] [`ProfJT] omg
[19:36:03] [`ProfJT] why cant i type english any more
[19:36:07] [`ProfJT] staying* and brent's
[19:36:09] [`ProfJT] *
[19:36:15] [`ProfJT] grr
[19:36:19] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] LOL you getting flustered at the thought of Brent hose?
[19:36:57] [`ProfJT]

by **-Snoopy-** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:32 pm

No Comment :shock:

by **Dutchman** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:07 pm

[14:04:30] [@[FuN]War_Smith] my cat whants love
[14:04:35] [@[FuN]War_Smith] wants
[14:04:49] [@[FuN]Dutchman] then give it some O_o
[14:05:41] [@[FuN]War_Smith] no shes just dumps hair everywhere
[14:06:03] [+ProfJT] oh, you tried giving her love, did you?
[14:06:10] [@[FuN]Dutchman] O_o

by **ChefAgf** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:53 am

Spiers and his big mouth :p

[01:31:05] [@maz|knackered] its ok we all got some bloopers on there
[01:31:12] [+`Spiers] i dont
[01:31:13] [+`Spiers]

a few minutes later

[01:49:38] [+ChefAgf] Beagles are just the easiest dog. only thing she wakes up for is food.
[01:49:48] [+`Spiers] would but cant really, gonna be off to uni next sept, not practicle
[01:49:56] [+ChefAgf] true
[01:50:03] [+ChefAgf] they need attention.
[01:50:07] [@maz|knackered] get a cat
[01:50:09] [+ChefAgf] well im really off now lol
[01:50:15] [@maz|knackered] then get a con
[01:50:20] [+`Spiers] cya

[01:50:22] [@maz|knackered] and u will never need to look at it again
[01:50:28] [+`Spiers] i got 2 maz
[01:50:32] [+`Spiers] ther a pain in the arse
[01:51:03] [@maz|knackered] hmmmm 2 cons
[01:51:08] [+ChefAgf] LOL
[01:51:08] [@maz|knackered] more noooooooooooookie!!!
[01:51:10] [@maz|knackered] err

by **-Snoopy-** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:59 pm

by **mazza** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:45 pm

• @[FuN]scott remembers me bf sf should turn up today
[@[mazza]] ure boyfriend?
[@[mazza]] shirt friend?
[@[mazza]] :S
[@[FuN]scott] battlefield special forces
[@[FuN]War_Smith] OMG!
[@[mazza]] oh right
[@[mazza]] =)
[@[FuN]War_Smith] scotts a ..a...a..
[@[FuN]Dutchman] roflmao
[@[mazza]] u got me worried there scotteh

by **KiLlA** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:14 pm

ROFL Scott the shirt lifter :shock:

by **Zezzy** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:26 am

[00:20:25] [@[FuN]WarPig] i have pic of me nekkid in the snow..u wanna see that?
[00:20:26] [@[FuN]DanDaly] Piggy I'm older than you are
[00:20:36] —› join: [``Mike] [~MiKe@MjPimp.users.quakenet.org]
[00:20:44] [@[FuN]DanDaly] Please Piggy...that's against the geneva conventions
[00:20:49] [@[FuN]WarPig] lol

ROFL Piggy, i just had to post it! idd a good one

by **Prof** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:47 am

lmao xD

by **Thomas** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:18 pm

Pingu asks sssq what sssq stands for :lol:

+Peng|Busy what does sssq stand for? is it just a choice of 4 random letters?
@[mazza no idea
@[FuN]SSSQ curious ???
@[mazza those greek buggers are always weird
@[mazza] :p
+Peng|Busy i am indeed
+[FuN]Thomas oi maz
+[FuN]Thomas not tre
@[mazza] err u know i love the greeks
+[FuN]Thomas not true

@[FuN]SSSQ its an acronym
@[mazza] i only pulling ure leg
+Peng|Busy for?
@[FuN]WarPig i love geeks too
+[FuN]Thomas ill tell the greeks to watch oud for drunk scottish people
@[mazza] sexeh sue sells queers
@[FuN]SSSQ Soak, Shake, Splash & Quake
@[mazza] mine was better
+Peng|Busy google search:
+Peng|Busy Solomon Schechter School of Queens
@[mazza] LMAO
+[FuN]Thomas whuahaha
@[FuN]SSSQ Quake referring to Quake3
+WeirdAl`afk *grml*
@[FuN]SSSQ engine
@[FuN]SSSQ which was used for rtcw
+Peng|Busy SSS as in developers?
@[FuN]SSSQ and is also a song
+WeirdAl`afk one tiny litlle typo and you rlife is screwed damn that
@[mazza] omfg if u knew sq like we knew sq u would know how suitable that google search is pingu
@[FuN]WarPig lol, uve been in school of queers sssq?
@[mazza] queeNs piggy
@[FuN]WarPig no
[FuN]Thomas goerge you want a seat?
@[mazza] poor sq he aint gonna live that one down
@[FuN]WarPig queeRs
+Peng|Busy lol maz
[FuN]Thomas hehehe

by **Dutchman** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:22 am

piggeh was trying to get his autovoice to work, so we were looking for a victim to kick and hope they'd automatically rejoin.

[11:19:38] [@[FuN]Dutchman] I wonder who of these ppl got rejoin on kick ;-)

[11:19:51] —› kick: [[FuN]Dutchman] was kicked by [jesus|dishes] (do u? [52])
[11:19:51] —› joined [#[fun]]
[¤]—› Synchronizing With Channel •(#[fun])•
[¤]—› Channel Statsistics — Total Users [43] Ops [14] Voiced [14]
[¤]—› Synchronizing Done In •(0.1 Secs)•
[11:19:52] —› mode: [Q] sets [+o [FuN]Dutchman]
[11:19:54] [@[FuN]Dutchman] lol
[11:19:55] [@[FuN]Dutchman]

[11:20:10] [Kick]—› jesus|dishes Was Kicked From #[fun] By [FuN]Dutchman (Reason: and you? [20])
[11:20:10] —› kick: [jesus|dishes] was kicked by [[FuN]Dutchman] (and you? [20])
[11:20:10] —› join: [jesus|dishes] [~connorrrr@cConnor.users.quakenet.org]
[11:20:11] —› mode: [Q] sets [+o jesus|dishes]
[11:20:11] [@jesus|dishes] • Cheers For The Op`s Q •
[11:20:38] —› kick: [[FuN]Josef] was kicked by [[FuN]Josef] (do i? [5])
[11:20:45] [@[FuN]Dutchman] lol
[11:20:47] [@[FuN]Dutchman] no
[11:20:47] [@jesus|dishes] LMAO
[11:20:49] [@[FuN]Dutchman] he doesnt

by **[fun]scott** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:38 pm

* [FuN]scott disabled one too many services on win2k

<[Mob]Kane> try disabling Dutchy too scott

* [FuN]scott net stop dutchman
<[Mob]Kane> lol
<[FuN]scott> doh hes a german variant hes more persistant
* [FuN]scott kill.exe ducthman
<[Mob]Kane> rofl
* [FuN]scott dutchman reboots ...
<[Mob]Kane> orange screen coming up
* [FuN]Dutchman has quit IRC (Quit: bastids)
<[Mob]Kane> lol
* [FuN]scott installed a fake bsod screensaver first
<[FuN]scott> lol

by **mazza** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:41 pm

<[Mob]Kane> my harddick failed upon restart

:shock:

Poor Mrs. Kani is all i can say :roll:

by **Shagrath** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 1:26 am

mrs??? I happen to know from a secure source that it isn't a mrs Kane, only two mr's... am i wrong? blame zezzy!

by **SenecaWolf** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:33 pm

Oh what talented members we have......

[@[FuN]War_Smith] and he bet me he could open it with his ass
[@[FuN]War_Smith] i won
[@[FuN]SenecaWolf] smithy opens beers with his ass?
[@[FuN]SenecaWolf] is it THAT calloused???
[@[FuN]Frags] i gone off my beer
[@[FuN]SenecaWolf] :S
[@[FuN]CompuWolf] wtf he pull the tab with a hemroid?
[@[FuN]War_Smith] eww :/
[@[FuN]SenecaWolf] I could deal with that....its worse though if it was a twist off cap :S
[@[FuN]CompuWolf] LMAO
[@[FuN]Frags] "eeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee...... POP"
[@[FuN]SenecaWolf] ROFL
[@[FuN]CompuWolf] and he doesn't use his hands
[@[FuN]SenecaWolf] well he said he opens it with his ass :S
[@[FuN]CompuWolf] yer but hold the bottle and twist is talent
• @[FuN]SenecaWolf nods
[@[FuN]Frags] i dare not think about what happens with champers

:twisted:

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