IRC funnies from #[FuN]

by **Dutchman** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:45 am

Who's Ned I wonder?

by **mazza** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:00 am

by **Dutchman** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:57 pm

[23:54:07] [[FuN]scott] btw do the clocks go forward tonight ?
[23:54:16] [@[FuN]Dutchman] No
[23:54:19] [@[FuN]Dutchman] They did last night
[23:54:21] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] think its next week over here
[23:54:21] [`Spiers] last night m8
[23:54:22] [@[FuN]Dutchman] You silly nutter
[23:54:42] [[FuN]scott] really ?
[23:54:45] [`Spiers] its 11:54 now scott

[23:54:46] [+[Mob]Kane] yup
[23:54:47] [@[FuN]SenecaWolf] ours go at 2am on the second
[23:54:48] [`Spiers] or 10
[23:54:50] [`Spiers] w8
[23:54:51] [+[Mob]Kane] •—[current time is (23:54:41)]—•
[23:54:55] [`Spiers] i confused
[23:54:57] [+[Mob]Kane] means its 22:54 scotttime
[23:55:00] [[FuN]scott] you having me on ?
[23:55:04] [`Spiers] dunno if my pc one auto went forward
[23:55:05] [[FuN]scott] i thought it was tonight
[23:55:05] [@[FuN]Dutchman] 10.54 spiers
[23:55:08] [`Spiers] but seriously they changed last night
[23:55:09] [@[FuN]War_Smith] scott
[23:55:13] [+[Mob]Kane] scott: clock noob

[23:55:15] [`Spiers] yeah it is 10
[23:55:15] [@[FuN]War_Smith] clocks went bak last night
[23:55:21] [`Spiers] *forward
[23:55:26] [@[FuN]War_Smith] yes
[23:55:28] [@[FuN]War_Smith] foward
[23:55:37] [[FuN]scott] 11:55 then ?

by **Prof** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:27 am

@<[Mob]Kane> I said before
@<[Mob]Kane> only good thing to come from sweden is snus...
+<[FuN]Dutchman> Addict!
@<[Mob]Kane> and a couple of blondes
<`Prof> Hehe
@<[FuN]Mazza> depends if u like blondes or not i spose
+<[FuN]Dutchman> Aye
* [FuN]Dutchman likes the Swedes

@<[FuN]Mazza> yes zezzy is a lovely bloke
@<[FuN]Mazza> :p
+<[FuN]Dutchman> rofl
+<[FuN]Dutchman> Yea, I like him too, but in a different way
+<[FuN]Dutchman> Oops
* [Mob]Stalker has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
+<[FuN]Dutchman> Right...
<`Prof> Nice one Dutchy.

by **Dutchman** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:37 am

Bloody git

This is just to explain why I said "Oops" and "Right..."

[10:25:36] [+[FuN]Dutchman] We have now referred to him as a Swede
[10:25:45] [@`Prof] That's going up on the Quotes thread btw
[10:25:47] [+[FuN]Dutchman] And he is not gonna forgive me this time

by **Prof** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:30 am

by **Dutchman** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:55 pm

Bastid!

by X2 » Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:01 pm

So thats Both Fragseh and Dutchman the bum boys now

by **[AsC]Frags** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:04 pm

X2 wrote:So thats Both Fragseh and Dutchman the bum boys now

Hey dutcheh... fanceh a date?

by **Dutchman** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:35 pm

Hmpf, I was only referring to... Oh nevermind, you silly buggers

Sure Fragseh, name a time and place and I'll put on me fancy leather boots + tight leather pants and that tight pink t-shirt.

by **mazza** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:00 pm

lebelge mobsters is a mafia?
lebelge hihi
lebelge kane is grandfather
[FuN]Mazza LOL

by **Dutchman** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:07 pm

ROFL!

by **Zezzy** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:44 pm

[00:34:31] [@[FuN]Dutchman] Aaaahhhhh, that was nice

[00:34:45] [@DJFrags|Live] get laid?
[00:34:49] [@DJFrags|Live] pr0n?
[00:34:49] [+Lulu_Latouche] pr0n? Give me!
[00:34:54] [@[FuN]Dutchman] No, played CoD2

[00:34:54] [@DJFrags|Live] sheep?
[00:34:57] [@DJFrags|Live] ahh
[00:35:09] [@DJFrags|Live] lo m8ey

hihi

by **mazza** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:32 pm

[FuN]SenecaWolf gotta write a digital cock program using for loop
[FuN]SenecaWolf oh ffs
[FuN]War_Smith right
[FuN]SenecaWolf CLOCK
[FuN]SenecaWolf CLOCK
[FuN]SenecaWolf CLOCK
[FuN]SenecaWolf CLOCK
[FuN]Mazza LOL

by **mazza** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:17 pm

`Mike The day I recieve complaint is the day I shall measure
`Prof :O
[FuN]Connor lol
[`Prof Well said
`Prof These dudes thought the same
[FuN]Mazza women don't complain about that mike
+`Prof I'll bet
[FuN]Mazza they just fake
[FuN]Mazza or tell u
[FuN]Connor the day i hurt someone with it is the day i did
[FuN]SenecaWolf nods
`Mike] lmao
[FuN]Mazza don't worry size doesn't matter:p
`Prof lmao con
[FuN]scott its all about performance over size
[FuN]Mazza oh god
`Mike pats Scott
[FuN]Mazza scott been told the line
[FuN]Mazza muahahahaha
`Mike lmao
[FuN]Mazza SHE LIED
[FuN]SenecaWolf [@[FuN]Mazza] don't worry size doesn't matter:p <---- a woman says that to you then you know that size really matters
[FuN]scott lol
[FuN]War_Smith lol
[FuN]Mazza poor scotty

we only pulling scotts leg we made this all up. psst dont tell him tho

by **Ragnarok** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:59 pm

[FuN]Dutchman Fine, I will go and play with myself then

by **Dutchman** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:06 am

Some people have never heard of sarcasm, have they o_O

There, should post the whole thing, you cheeky bastid:

[20:54:07] [+[FuN]Dutchman] Join me on RoyalFlush, please?
[20:54:10] [@`Prof] Ayay
[20:54:12] [@`Prof] WHAT
[20:54:18] [+[FuN]Dutchman] Please?
[20:54:20] [@`Prof] Mein ist 1.2

[20:54:21] [@[Mob]Rick] i would but SOMEONE hasnt upgraded the server!
[20:54:26] [@[Mob]Rag] go play with yourself dutchy
[20:54:26] [+[FuN]Dutchman] grmpf
[20:54:27] [@kampus] Mein to
[20:54:28] [@kampus]

[20:54:30] [+[FuN]Dutchman] Downgrade then

[20:54:36] [@`Prof] Dude
[20:54:36] [@[Mob]Rag] err that came out all wrong
[20:54:39] [@`Prof] That's impossible
[20:54:39] [@[Mob]Rick] that takes effort
[20:54:45] [@`Prof] This crap is endorsed by Microsoft
[20:54:48] [+[FuN]Dutchman] As if you meant it any other way, Rag
[20:54:48] [@`Prof] It's undowngradable
[20:54:50] [+[FuN]Dutchman] ;-)

[20:54:59] [@[Mob]Rag] damn
[20:55:01] [+[FuN]Dutchman] Fine, I will go and play with myself then

by **[!!!]Weird*Al** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:16 pm

Hmm... whats different now?? :shock:

by **Dutchman** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:15 pm

[17:07:46] —› mode: [Dutchman] sets [+b *!*@dD576A9E7.access.telenet.be]
[17:07:48] [@Dutchman] :-)

[17:07:49] [@[FuN]scott] shouldi click it for a laugh ?
[17:08:07] [@Dutchman] Never liked the Belgians anyway

[17:08:11] [+Spiers] Yannick .... i recognise that name from my bob days, he was a dick
[17:08:21] [+Spiers] wonder if its same one
[17:08:33] [@[FuN]scott] probably got infected
[17:09:14] —› kick: [Dutchman] was kicked by [[FuN]Connor] (*Warning* Cvar Violation I_R_Muppet = "1" [66])
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[17:09:15] —› mode: [Q] sets [+o Dutchman]
[17:09:22] [@[FuN]scott] 213.118.169.231 hack away
[17:09:29] [@Dutchman] Now why did you do that for, Con?

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[17:09:39] —› mode: [Q] sets [+o Dutchman]
[17:09:48] [@Dutchman] I got the point now
[17:09:49] [@Dutchman]

[17:09:59] [+Spiers] can i have a go ?
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by **mazza** » Wed May 03, 2006 9:38 pm

Not the usual convo about sex :shock:

[Mobsters]Shag puking and other body fluids turns them on
[FuN]ChefAgf yeah i lke that.
[Mobsters]Shag I only got kampus word for it but he's usually right
[FuN]ChefAgf uhm
[mazza] thats gross
[mazza i heard about the urine thing
[FuN]ChefAgf i mean sex when i am drunk
[mazza] but puking?
[FuN]ChefAgf not the fluid thing ...

by **mazza** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:17 pm

found this one a wee bit funneh

KeiFront I expecte a 12 year old teenager though

by **[AsC]Frags** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:19 pm

that made me giggle

by **Goku** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:53 am

methinks xui was drunk

or right out of it

xui wrote:(22:50:34) (+[CG]XUI|LIVE) i will gladley impregnate u with mysperm

by X2 » Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:46 am

Ze Question, Is who was he talking about impreganatiing as i have a bad feeling it was me :roll:

by **SenecaWolf** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:51 pm

[18:48:54] [@[FuN]War_Smith] thin k i'll start kearning .net tomorow
[18:49:52] [@[FuN]War_Smith] if i can figure our sockets
[18:50:39] [@[mazza]] they normally take 3pronged plugs

by **mazza** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:16 pm

[FuN]War_Smith you screwed 5 60yo securetys?
[FuN]scott mmmmmmmm

:shock:

by **Dutchman** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:25 pm

Thought Scott preferred teenagers?

by **mazza** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:46 pm

and don't bother editing it scott :!:

by **Dutchman** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:09 pm

Wouldn't be the first time he's attempted that

by **mazza** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:00 pm

[mazza] however my manager has given me an avon book to order from
[FuN]War_Smith me too mazz
[mazza] my manager gave u her avon book smithy?
[mazza] o_O
[mazza] smithy in make up
[mazza] can't wait to see it

:shock:

by **[AsC]Frags** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:48 pm

(19:37:44)(@[FuN]Spliffyed) dutchmans having a problem with his little erm big pinger
(19:37:53)(@[FuN]Dutchman) lmfao, git
(19:37:59)(+[mazza]) O_o
(19:37:59)(+[mazza]) O_o
(19:38:25)(@[FuN]Spliffyed) i said he should see a doctor but he insists he can resolve it through some support
(19:39:11)(+razzle`) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha support ha ha ha ha ha

erm.... :shock:

by **Dutchman** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:51 pm

Not fair, I didn't say anything strange:

[20:17:50] • @[FuN]Dutchman ¤-/MgBv2\-¤ • [FuN] 4 Mayhem eXtreme+ COD2 [195.20.109.103:28961] • 23/40 • 94ms • Call Of Duty / Call of Duty 2 •
[20:17:56] [@[FuN]Dutchman] My ping's no fun

Bastid Edinburgh Monster

by **Dutchman** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:51 am

[09:47:56] [@[FuN]Dutchman] Jax, was quite funny when I was at maz'. If, for example, I'd make a comment about her on irc, she'd turn around, look me in the eyes with her evil look, perhaps even raise her middle finger, to then turn back and type the response in irc rather than saying something to me
[09:47:56] [+JaXxA] u gonna call them tomorrow?
[09:48:06] [+[mazza]] its not advertised
[09:48:10] [+[mazza]] she called me about it
[09:48:31] [+JaXxA] rofl dutchy
[09:48:45] [+[mazza]] he had an unfair advantage
[09:48:57] [+[mazza]] he could read what i was saying as i was saying it
[09:49:07] [@[FuN]Dutchman] She had massive letters!
[09:49:19] [@[FuN]Dutchman] Resolution must've been like 800*600
[09:49:22] [+[mazza]] my font is large so i don't need to wear me spex
[09:49:25] [+[mazza]] it is not
[09:49:37] [+[mazza]] Grafix Card #1 •—[ATi Radeon X800 Series + Pixel Shader (Version:1.1)]—•
[09:49:39] [+JaXxA] lol
[09:49:40] [@[FuN]Dutchman] 1024*768 then
[09:49:41] [+[mazza]] blah
[09:49:45] [+[mazza]] yup
[09:49:49] [@[FuN]Dutchman] Well, that gives us a lot of info!
[09:49:56] [+[mazza]] System Overall •—[O/S (Win2K Professional 5.0 Service Pack 4 (Build #2195)) |> CPU: (AMD Sempron 3000+ (Barton) @ 2.00 GHz) |> Grafix: (ATi Radeon X800 Series @ 1024x768x32bpp 60Hz) |> SoundCard: (Realtek AC97 Audio) |> Ram Usage: 337/1024MB (32.91%)]—•
[09:50:05] [+[mazza]] that one dont' tell ya either
[09:50:07] [+[mazza]] lol
[09:50:13] [@[FuN]Dutchman] It does
[09:50:17] [@[FuN]Dutchman] Grafix: (ATi Radeon X800 Series @ 1024x768x32bpp 60Hz)
[09:50:18] [+[mazza]] oh it does
[09:50:19] [+JaXxA] eon X800 Series @ 1024x768x32bpp 60Hz
[09:50:19] [@[FuN]Dutchman] •—[n00bi3]—•

by **mazza** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:27 pm

Me and spliff having a very serious discussion on irc and in comes the scouse git

[mazza] just his taxi drivers one cos its driving for the public
[FuN]PhilX2 PEN IS
[FuN]Spliffyed its a hard one maz
[FuN]Spliffyed -rofl

AHEM its all phil's fault :!:

by **spliffyed** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:37 pm

It was a classic tbs . . .

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