Predict the future

[The Death Rose]

Predict the future of the person that posted before you.

[starscream]

Twelve views and no replies, eh?
Perhaps everyone's too scared. Perhaps just too scared to offend.

It just so happens that I own a cupboard of infinite size. Within this small-yet-large room live an infinite number of monkeys. As it is well known that an infinite amount of monkeys can do anything (up to and including the complete works of shakespeare), let's give it a go.

*Peers into infinite-monkey-space*

Ah! I see!

You will meet a tall, dark stranger. A tall, dark, handsome stranger. You will both fall instantly in love with each other. I see you taking walks along rivers, kissing in meadows and, uh, best not to say what you're doing in barns.

You get married in a church on a beatiful winters morning. The ground is covered in snow and the bodies of recently murdered homeless persons. You take your vows in a beautiful stone chapel (used for funerals Monday-Friday) and kiss each other passionately. You then disembowel the vicar.

I see you waving good-bye to your relatives, friends and relatives-in-law as you drive off to your honeymoon inside a secret volcano base where you will plan your upcoming world-domination tour courtesy of an army of ROBOT NINJAS!

This is all I see. The monkeys have returned to masturbating.
I am weak and must rest from the ardous task of monkey-scrying.

[Geddy]

Should have made that 13 views and 0 replies.

[starscream]

Thanks for the constructive criticism

[Warpig]

U forgot the divorce- part.
She gonna fell in love with dozens of those Robot Ninjas, cos they use Duracell- batteries.

[deadmonkey]

I predict that piggy will spend the afternoon sitting around mucking about, instead of doing any web development

[starscream]

U forgot the divorce- part.
She gonna fell in love with dozens of those Robot Ninjas, cos they use Duracell- batteries.

You mean that, unlike inferior humans, they have infinite reserves of stamina?
They just keep going and going and going and...

Sod it, why not just f**k a jackhammer?
I need a lie down now.

[Roan]

I predict, starscream aint gonna be here very long

[The Death Rose]

You are going to read this and think "how did she know I was going to read this?"

[Warpig]

I predict that piggy will spend the afternoon sitting around mucking about, instead of doing any web development

Yus, just finished one...am free of work again, WOoHOo

[The Death Rose]

Twelve views and no replies, eh?
Perhaps everyone's too scared. Perhaps just too scared to offend.

It just so happens that I own a cupboard of infinite size. Within this small-yet-large room live an infinite number of monkeys. As it is well known that an infinite amount of monkeys can do anything (up to and including the complete works of shakespeare), let's give it a go.

*Peers into infinite-monkey-space*

Ah! I see!

You will meet a tall, dark stranger. A tall, dark, handsome stranger. You will both fall instantly in love with each other. I see you taking walks along rivers, kissing in meadows and, uh, best not to say what you're doing in barns.

You get married in a church on a beatiful winters morning. The ground is covered in snow and the bodies of recently murdered homeless persons. You take your vows in a beautiful stone chapel (used for funerals Monday-Friday) and kiss each other passionately. You then disembowel the vicar.

I see you waving good-bye to your relatives, friends and relatives-in-law as you drive off to your honeymoon inside a secret volcano base where you will plan your upcoming world-domination tour courtesy of an army of ROBOT NINJAS!

This is all I see. The monkeys have returned to masturbating.
I am weak and must rest from the ardous task of monkey-scrying.

By the way...that very um....interesting and exciting. Can't wait!

[starscream]

I predict, starscream aint gonna be here very long

Pourquoi?

Is that meant in a 'they're coming to take me away ha-ha' sort of way or a 'you're on your way to the banned corner' sort of way?
I'll admit that some people don't seem to be comfortable with me, they are annoyed at the absurdity and my awsome alliteration angers them.

I enjoy being a bit strange. I don't take myself too seriously (in case people hadn't noticed), and suggest that others don't take me seriously, either.

And... just in case it helps: I'm British.

Disclaimer over. Though why I feel that it is necessary to justify / explain myself to people in such a pointless thread is a mystery to me.

Perhaps I am just misinterpreting the rolling of eyes and somewhat, shall we say, 'streamlined' or 'terse' replies as an indication that I am, somehow, not welcome here. Perhaps I am not. Maybe it's just that where I come from, that particular expression is seen as unbelievably, insultingly dismissive...
Please, I beg you to clarify this before the sheer apathy causes me to drop dead.

Look. I can do it too!


Perhaps I'm just in a bad mood.

[deadmonkey]

I'm guessing that it was nothing personal and that he was kind of anticipating that one or more of the admins might not like a couple of the words you use - lots of the FuN members have kids who are members too, tis all.

[c0smic]

If you dont mind I think this thread lost its way (LOCKED) and yes we are a Family clan - please respect that.