It'a a shame the plan when to s**t Dan
Element forgot to tie OOfspoon and Geddys shoelaces on the way to the fuel dump 
They never made it... i watched them from the grimy windows with tears welling in me eyes and hysterically bellowing "woop woop WOOP WOOP" 
Connor used a value branded dyno from Tesco too blow the front door and it only blew out 4 med packs
Brent's socks took out and incoming bus load of Grannies so yeah diversion achieved
Nice one Sir. But the dummy ammo handed out by M0nk3y was an unfortunate oversite with plan but i hold no grudges although expect a spanking next time 
So the away team...executed after they found in tunnel munching through a box of gritty crisps...you tried this range yet
Those lousy useless son's of bit*hes 
i was gonna retire their god damn waste of space blah blah gag... soon anyways but The Firm got there first and cheated me yet again like they cheat me every *!@$n!* TIME...
p.s. post us a pillow so i can hold it over my face. Thx in advance
