Chuckle for the day

[Wolfeh]

>A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
>they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the
>husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury
>her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and
>told him he would just have her shipped home.
>
>The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
>home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend
>only $150?"
>The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
>days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

[mazza]