6 truths of life!

by **SayeTeT13** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:16 pm

6 truths of life:

1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3) The first truth is a lie.

4) You're smiling now cause you are an idiot.

5) You will soon forward this to another idiot.

6) Theres still a stupid smile on your face.

by **Lionheart** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:28 pm

LOL...

6 Funny quotes....

1. Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! (so true)

2. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

3. What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

4. "Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back."

5. Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.

and finally...just too prove i love women really....

6. I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine. ;-)