http://www.locksley.com/neofans/index2.htm?myoutxt=+
This link turned up in my in box today - it is a code of conduct/ettiquette guide for Sci-fi/Fantasy conventions. I'm not sure if it is meant to be as funny as i found it to be but why not judge for yourselves
BTW - i have never been to a Sci-fi/fantasy convention nor do i ever intend to visit one - if i wanna dress in weird clothes and talk to strangers i'll just go to Gap