I'll make you one if you want. But not exactly at this very moment, you see. My other (good) computer has a bad fan and keeps overheating/restarting. So I won't be able to actually do anything for you until around Tuesday or Wednesday which is when the fan (and another backup fan) is going to arrive. (I've got Photoshop and Flash on that computer, nothing special on this one).
Question... do you want it animated? I'll do some cool photoshop effects for you but I'm not too good with flash so if you want animation, maybe someone else can help you. If you want some neat photoshop effects, give me an idea on what you want it to look like or something and I'll see what I can do.
And also, if you want image hosting... I suggest using
www.gallery.cybertarp.com for hosting and linking images. 10 megs of space and hotlinking and there seems to be no limit on bandwidth... all for free. So I hope that helps ya out Snoops.