Colonoscopies

[[AsC]Frags]

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:


"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no
man has gone before."

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out.
You do the Hokey Pokey...."

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my
head is not, in fact, up there?"

[GodsEvilTwin]

frags good stuff man, i especially like the one about not havin his head up his arse.

[SSSQ]

fragsey
i always had a hunch
but now i know 4 sure

dude , you need counselin

:
no offence ment there


if i had one of those treatment i think i would just say

aaaahh, that hurts