Redneck 911 Call

[Death Stalker UK]

A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died. He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions. First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

[[FuN]DanDaily]

I didn't know you were there the day my uncle Clovis died.

[Znoopy]

I think I have heard a joke like that before
But, made me laugh

[bobo]

that is very funny exept for a few facts #1 if it was ared neck they wouldent have a cell phone #2 if it was a redneck hunting even if they had a cell phone they would be to drunk to dial the phone #3 there wouldent be a short pause #4 they would be cussing a lot more that is all i find wrong with it (SPK)BOBO/redneck both sides of my family 6 generations lived in middle of misourie grand pause graduating class was 1 person .

[Dutchman]

Jeez bobo,

It's just a joke....
Joke are meant to be fun, logic aint needed just as long as it's fun...

Nice one DeathStalker, you always come up with the classy ones

[Death Stalker UK]

First, thanks Dutchman for the kind words

Second, I apologise to all rednecks and their families thereof I may have offended with the joke

Third, comments and joke's made by DeathStalker and DeathStalker Inc. are by in no way the views held by [FuN] and its members.



I think that just about covers everything

[[FuN]DanDaily]

Having been raised in the Altamaha river swamp in Georgia, I would be considered a redneck by most. I found it funny. I have a cell phone, as do many people in my family. I've seen rednecks do some remarkable things while totally drunk. I will have to agree on the pause; you never pause when shooting a gun. Bobo has the cursing part correct too. As for graduating classes: It took 6 highschools to get me to graduate.

bobo git a grip son. They jest funnen ya. Didn't mean no harm. Some people are just as ill as an old sitten hen.

[Death Stalker UK]

Some people are just as ill as an old sitten hen.

Why is the old sitten hen ill? Sounds like its just trying to lay an egg.

[[FuN]DanDaily]

Why is the old sitten hen ill? Sounds like its just trying to lay an egg.

Look at the size of the normal egg, and the size of the normal hen and you tell me why they have a bad attitude

Besides, every time I ever tried to get eggs from a hen she always tried to peck me

[Death Stalker UK]

Those poor chickens

[Neverdead]

i got a joke........... when does micheal jackson go shopping?



When boys pants are half off.


What do "crabs" and Bin laden have in common?





They both Irritate "bush" (president/ pueb)

[Frank Sniper]

Besides, every time I ever tried to get eggs from a hen she always tried to peck me

You gotta let them lay one first rather than try and force the issue Dan Nice joke Deathstalker

[[FuN]DanDaily]

So that's what I was doing wrong all these years

[Death Stalker UK]

Now this is a great thread, it starts of as a redneck joke, then moves on to chicken and egg problems, Neverdead stuck a Micheal Jackson joke in and we have come to the conclusion [FuN]DanDaily harasses his chickens

[[FuN]CompuWolf]

It's no coincidence that Dan knows so much about chickens. I have it from a reliable source that his first girl friend was one

[Znoopy]

It's no coincidence that Dan knows so much about chickens. I have it from a reliable source that his first girl friend was one

OMG.. no more these m8s Im gonna get myself killed to laugh

[[FuN]DanDaily]

It's no coincidence that Dan knows so much about chickens. I have it from a reliable source that his first girl friend was one

That's a damned lie!!! As long as I've known you I can't believe you would be saying such things about me in a public forum. I really don't understand what you are trying to do by tarnishing my reputation like this.



She was not my first