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by **mazza** » Mon May 24, 2004 12:12 am

A plane was about to crash and there were 5 people on board and only 4
parachutes. The first person said. "I am Roy Keane, one of the best
footballers in Ireland. I am worth a lot of money and my fans need me
so I think I should be saved." The others agreed and gave him one of the
parachutes and off he went.

The second person said "I am David Trimble, an Ulster politician who
Can really help my country and I think I should be saved." The others said
"OK" and gave him a parachute.

The third person said "I am David Beckham,
captain of the English National squad. I have a wife and two children. Everyone knows I am a
really nice guy and everyone thinks I am stupid, but I'm not, so I am
taking a parachute" and off he went.

There were two folk left, the Pope and a 10 year old schoolgirl. The
Pope said, "Child, I am old and frail and have lived my life while you
are young with everything before
you. You take the parachute and I will stay with the aircraft and take
my chance."

"It's OK" said the girl, "there are still two parachutes. David Beckham
picked up my schoolbag."

by **[FuN]DanDaily** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:37 am

Sad but true :cry:

But I really didn't need the mental image of looking up and seeing under the pope's robes. That guy has worn nothing but that bath robe for years now :shock:

by **-Snoopy-** » Tue May 25, 2004 11:04 pm

by **Xander** » Wed May 26, 2004 4:56 pm

hahaha, nice one maz :lol:

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