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by **HAPLO** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:59 pm

How To Tell If You Have PMS

Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.

The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
Your partner is suddenly agreeing to everything you say

You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper - sticker that says, How's my driving? Call ( o1***************)

Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice

You're convinced there's a God and he's male

You're counting down the days until menopause

You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy

The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you only bought it yesterday

by **[FuN]Grog** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 11:23 pm

Tell the truth Haplo, you've been interviewing my gf, haven't you ?

by **HAPLO** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 11:59 pm

bloody long way for an interview lol

by **mazza** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 2:37 am

wtf do u men know bout anything........can see u lot suffering from pms u be in bed the whole bloody week

so how dare u make fun of something that us sensitive little beings feel.........I HATE U ALL.......AND ITS ALL URE FAULT ANY WAY......BLOODY MEN :twisted:

by **Frank Sniper** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:29 am

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/pmsalert/

No Mac version of this....damn them

by **[FuN]DanDaily** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 11:11 am

Thanks Frank!

Finally there is software to help out at home.

Let's see, maz must be in the red zone.

by **SenecaWolf** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 1:42 pm

PMS = Permissable ManSlaughter
Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid-Section
People Make Me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweatpants
Plainly; Men Suck <--- gotta love that one

Pack My Stuff

PMS

PMS

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