Blondes

[LaW]

A blonde and a brunete were watching the 6:00 news
It was about a boy who was about to jump off a building
The brunette wanted to bet the blonde $50 that the boy would jump
The blonde agreed and she even raised it to $100.
So they waited. It turned out that boy did jump so the blonde gave her friend $100.
The brunette sighed and said "I can't take your money. I saw the 5:00 news and there was the same story, so i knew he would jump"
THe blonde said "No, keep the money, I also saw the 5:00 news, i just didn't think he would jump again"

Q:WHAT DO U CALL A DEAD BLONDE IN THE CLOSET
A:last years hide and seek winner

Feel free to submit any-ones you have, don't feel offended to whoevers blonde, just joking around

[mazza]

so glad i aint a natural blonde and to think of the bleach i used to put up with these jokes

[Geddy]

A blonde goes to the doctor, with what she thinks is a very serious problem.
"Doc, something is really wrong. No matter what part of my body I touch, it really begins to hurt."
And with that, she touches her arm, "ouch!"
She touches her leg, "ouch!"
She touches her head, "ouch!" And then begins to cry and screaming that she's dying.
The doctor then tells her to calm down, shaking his head in amazment.
"I don't think you are gonna die over a broken finger."

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in their ear


Why do blondes wear their hair up?
To catch everything that goes over their heads.

[[FuN]DanDaily]

Q: What's the mating call of the brunete?

A: Have all the blonds left yet?