Americans & Canadians

by **[AsC]Frags** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:23 am

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US Naval ship and the Canadians, off the coast of Newfoundland, in October 1995.

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

CANADIANS: Negative. I say again, you will have to divert your course.

AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER US LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, SAY AGAIN, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

CANADIANS: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

by **Frank Sniper** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:44 am

Muhahaha

by **Warpig** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:01 pm

hehe

I have seen a video of that somewhere...

by **Death Stalker UK** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:53 pm

ROFL, very funny Frags

by **deadmonkey** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:14 pm

Cripes Frags, I thought you lived on t'internet - yet that's about the oldest thing I've ever seen posted

by **deadmonkey** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:18 pm

A quick google...

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm

by **junkster** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:12 pm

Oh yeah just you ruin it for us all you spoilsport! :roll:

I still believe Frags. :wink:

by **Roan** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:41 am

Yea, Im wiv Frags too. We never see the monkey bloke no more, & when we do, he's tryin to spoil our FuN

a Quick Google

by **deadmonkey** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:55 am

a boo hoo.

a boo hoo.

a boo hoo.

Junk can play noob games. Cos I've seen him.

If you want me to pay 49 bucks just so I can kick the botty of an old baldie dj pal in css, then u say the word, pal. My credit card will flex for an old m8

http://www.steampowered.com/

by **Roan** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 3:25 am

awww i do miss the ald monkeh

by **deadmonkey** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:15 pm

You don't need to miss me m8.

I'm never far away. Indeed, if you look closely, you might be able to see me hiding in the bushes

by **Roan** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:58 pm

No bushes round 'ere m8, we aint country folk. Think you been camping out at the wrong house..

by **deadmonkey** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 3:46 pm

I don't know what kind of wierdy metropolis you live in.

No bushes?

They even have bushes in that London!

by **Roan** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 3:58 pm

you know where I live, they all been nicked

by **Warpig** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 5:15 pm

hmmmmmm... uve stolen the topic....again

by **deadmonkey** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 5:20 pm

I had to post a cartoon, just cos Roan accused me of spoiling the fun.

by **junkster** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:47 am

I still like Frags post best!

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