And so to Paradise

[Dutchman]

An elder couple both died at the same time. Saint Peter greeted them enthusiastically at the Pearly Gates: "Welcome to Paradise. You are going to love it here! You were a golfer - we've got 52 golf courses here to choose from - you could even play with Ben Hogan, and you love music, don't you? Well, there's some sort of concert or show on every evening - you could see Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, Caruso, Maria Callas -even Beethoven conducting one of his symphonies. There is a fantastic choice!"
The old man turned and suddenly smacked his wife hard in the face. Astonished, Saint Peter asked: "Why did you do that?" The old man gestured angrily and said: "She made me give up smoking and drinking, changed my diet and do exercise. If I had ignored her I could have been here much sooner!"

[[FuN]Gebly]

ROFLMAO

[Goku]

hehe