Wives

[Wolfeh]

Three men were sitting together in a bar bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his
wife she was going to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took
a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmy had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told
them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was
better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he
had a huge dinner on the table.
Rolf had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her
duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third
day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call
someone to mow the lawns.

[-Snoopy-]

lmao