Only in Britain....do supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store to get their prescription while healthy people buy cigarettes at the front
Only in Britain.... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET Coke
Only in Britain....
Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counter
Only in Britain....
Do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage
Only in Britain....
Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place
No to mention:
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue
59 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers
31 Brits have died since 1996 while watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate
British hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet
18 Brits has serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A & E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars
and finally...
in 2000 8 Brits cracked their skull while throwing up into the toilet
Yippee for us !!
:lol::lol: nice ones 
