We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep
you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts
to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off
somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
Guts and Balls ???
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by Dutchman » Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:05 pm
roflmao 
Keep 'em comin m8
Keep 'em comin m8
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DJ Frags Live on MPFreeUK Radio - "What do you get when you breed an orange and a dutchman? Our very own [FuN]Dutchman"
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"We do not buy superstars. We make them." - Arsène Wenger, Arsenal FC Manager
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"Oh, great, German food. We whipped the Jerries twice this century and they still have the last laugh" - Daphne Moon - Frasier
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by [FuN]DanDaily » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:49 pm
/me wonders if Mac is trying to point out some of the things I did wrong in one (or more) of my past marrages 
USMC When it absolutely positively has to be destroyed overnight!
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by [AsC]Frags » Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:42 am
you've been reading my diary again.... 
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