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by Mac. » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:09 am
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... "duh"... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said "2-4 years"!
April - Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breaststroke swimming competition... learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm... car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"... isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's... they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911... "duh"... there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!
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by Dutchman » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:18 am
roflmao
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[FuN]Dutchman
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DJ Frags Live on MPFreeUK Radio -
"What do you get when you breed an orange and a dutchman? Our very own [FuN]Dutchman"
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"We do not buy superstars. We make them." - Arsène Wenger, Arsenal FC Manager
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"Oh, great, German food. We whipped the Jerries twice this century and they still have the last laugh" - Daphne Moon - Frasier
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by X2 » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:08 pm
Thats Good..LmaoLolRofl
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by Penguin » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:48 pm
Each was as good as the last
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