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Postby Mac. » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:38 am

Englishman, Scottishman & Irishman

Were discussing their wives in the pub when the englishman says:
my wife is so stupid she has just bought a car and cant drive.

scotsman says: thats nothing by wife just built a swimming pool and cant swim.

paddy pipes up: my wifes just gone to greece with 50 condoms and she doesnt even have a penis!!
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Postby Dutchman » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:01 pm

:lol: Keep em comin m8 :)
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Postby Mac. » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:10 pm

will do, but next time i'll post in right section... D'oh
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Postby Dutchman » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:42 pm

LOL! :P

n00bie! :P
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Postby sharkyinternet » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:14 pm

lmfao :lol: 8)
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Postby Penguin » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:42 pm

I don't get it.

Someone please explain.

:P
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Postby Dutchman » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:31 pm

Penguin wrote:I don't get it.

Someone please explain.

:P


/me throws some fish @ Pingu
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Postby [AsC]Frags » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:22 pm

good one :D.... (also moved to correct section ;))
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Postby X2 » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:37 pm

Only like irish jokes, so i can see junksters come backs :wink:
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