M45TB4T3ING JOKE (NOT 4 GOKU'S)

by X2 » Thu Jan 19, 2006 1:28 am

A doctor told Jim that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act.

Jim decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it.

He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway.

He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.

Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"

A voice said, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"

Jim replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

"Well", said the cop, "you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."

by **Mac.** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 1:09 pm

nice one mate lol

by **Penguin** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:46 pm

Good

by **Goku** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:29 pm

M45TB4T3ING JOKE (NOT 4 GOKU'S)

nice joke.... oh and btw i dont go by goku now im oMejA ya n0b g0bbl3r

by **Dutchman** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:53 pm

Oh?

Your forum username, avatar and sig tell us otherwise though... :roll:

by **Goku** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:53 pm

Dutchman wrote:Oh?

Your forum username, avatar and sig tell us otherwise though...

yes well... i cant be arsed to change my sig,av and i dont feel like asking an admin to change my name.
Conclusion- im lazy

by **Dutchman** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:21 pm

Well, then don't moan about people calling you Goku, Goku :twisted:

by **Goku** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:22 pm

Dutchman wrote:Well, then don't moan about people calling you Goku, Goku

:o u didnt / me slaps dutcheh

B17ch fight

by **Dutchman** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:00 am

[FuN]Goku wrote::o u didnt

Oh yes I did, Goku :twisted:

by X2 » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:07 am

Cockov stop moaning u lil sh1t

by **Goku** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:29 am

X2 wrote:Cockov stop moaning u lil sh1t

/me slaps phil* suddup

by **Penguin** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:36 am

I feel I should intervene...

Nah!

/me gets the popcorn

by **Dutchman** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:29 pm

/me throws some fish @ Pingu

by **Goku** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:52 pm

/me throws pingu a fish

Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!

M45TB4T3ING JOKE (NOT 4 GOKU'S)

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