The Old Irishman...

by **Mac.** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:26 am

Dont have to be Irish but I just wanted to rib Junkster again :p

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An elderly Irishman lay dying in his bed.

While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the
aroma of his favourite cheese scones wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with
even greater effort, gripping the railingwith both hands, he crawled
downstairs.

With laboured breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the
kitchen.Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself
already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen
table were dozens of his favourite cheese scones. Was it heaven? Or was
it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Irish wife of sixty years,
seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table,
landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, he
could almost taste the cheese scone before it was in his mouth,
seemingly bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to the nearest scone at
the edge of the table, when his hand was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his
wife . . . . . . .

"F*ck Off!! ",she said, "They're for the funeral"

by **Dutchman** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:34 pm

roflmao

:lol::lol:

by **Penguin** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:50 pm

by **Shnaps** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:34 am

I'm half irish. *feels half insulted*

An Irish man walks out of a bar. That's the end of the joke.

My fave Canadian bashing joke:

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play twenty questions.

The first Canadian tries to think of a subject for his friend to guess and, after a little pondering, comes up with "moose cock." He tells his friend he's ready to play.

"OK," says the second Canadian. "Is it something good to eat?"

The first Canadian thinks for a moment, then laughs and replies, "Sure, I guess you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a moose cock?"