School, And Religion ( NOT FOR KIDS )
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School, And Religion ( NOT FOR KIDS )
by Goku » Tue Jan 31, 2006 1:09 am
Ok so Jimmy is asleep in class and the teachers asking questions,, so she asks Who died for our sins,, the person behind Jimmy pokes him with a pencil and jimmy shouts JESUS! , then he goes back to sleep, then she asks, Who created earth, the person behind Jimmy pokes him again Jimmy yells GOD ALMIGHTY! then he goes back to sleep, then the teacher asks the final question,, she says What did Eve say to Adam after their 30th kid,, The guy pokes jimmy again and jimmy says, If you stick that thing near me one more time!!!!!
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by [FuN]DanDaily » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:49 am
Gee, Eve must have been a saint! My second X-wife said that after only one kid. 
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by Dutchman » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:29 am
roflmao, nice one 
:lol::lol:
and lol @ danneh
:lol::lol:
and lol @ danneh
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by [FuN]DanDaily » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:43 am
After one bad Marrage I thought it may have been her.
After two bad Marrages I thought it may have been me.
After three bad Marrages I thought it may just be marrage.
You REALLY don't want me to continue
After two bad Marrages I thought it may have been me.
After three bad Marrages I thought it may just be marrage.
You REALLY don't want me to continue
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by Dutchman » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:01 pm
Danneh m8... I think it went wrong when you started spelling marriage wrong. I suppose all the women must be thinking you were mumbling about Marge and figured you were cheating on them o_O
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by [FuN]DanDaily » Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:27 am
Oh no, I left the "i" out because there is no "i" in marriage. It's all about "her".
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by Dutchman » Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:33 pm
roflmao, nice one :lol::lol:
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"Oh, great, German food. We whipped the Jerries twice this century and they still have the last laugh" - Daphne Moon - Frasier
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"We do not buy superstars. We make them." - Arsène Wenger, Arsenal FC Manager
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