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Postby Mac. » Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:45 pm

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is
lying in bed reading. Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when
you've got a headache." Wife replies: "I think you'll find, that is a
sheep." Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
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Postby Dutchman » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:53 pm

lmao :lol::lol::lol:

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Postby Penguin » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:54 pm

LMAO!
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Postby [FuN]DanDaily » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:51 am

Now I know why I'm not the only man to get a divorce :o
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Postby Dutchman » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:03 pm

[FuN]DanDaily wrote:Now I know why I'm not the only man to get a divorce :o


You're not supposed to say those things out loud m8 :wink:
Suppose you'll have figured that out by now :P
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Postby [FuN]DanDaily » Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:26 am

Knew I was doing something wrong :? :?
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Postby fatal » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:41 am

hahaha thats awesome
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Postby [FuN]DanDaily » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:30 am

fatal wrote:hahaha thats awesome


What???? My honesty, or number of divorces? :?
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Postby Dutchman » Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:43 am

[FuN]DanDaily wrote:
fatal wrote:hahaha thats awesome


What???? My honesty, or number of divorces? :?


What... you? honest? LOL :P
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Postby [FuN]DanDaily » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:45 pm

Dutchman wrote:
What... you? honest? LOL :P


Oh yeah....I'll give you my honest opinion any time I feel like it :D
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Postby Dutchman » Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:11 pm

I honestly don't care :twisted:

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