The Ventriloquist

[Mac.]

An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees
a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have some fun, so he says to the Welshman "Can I talk to
your dog?"

Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git"

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?

Dog: "Doing' alright"

Villager: (Look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (Pointing at the villager)

Dog:
"Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play"

Villager: (Look of disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your
horse?"

Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either. I think"

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Villager: (Absolutely dumfounded)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the villager)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements"

Villager: (Total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Villager: (In a panic) "The sheep's a f*ckin liar !! "

[[AsC]Frags]

rofl! good one!!!

[Dutchman]

roflmao :lol::lol:

Nice one, keep em coming m8

[[FuN]DanDaily]

rofl! good one!!!

Frags, Just in case, you shouldn't be laughing