Irish toasts

[Penguin]

A good Irish man, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a contest of who could make the best toast. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. So he went home and told his wife, Mary, that he made the best toast of the night. She asked, "Aye, what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!"

[[FuN]DanDaily]

Damn women folk aways going behind a guys back getting us in trouble with our m8s.

[Mac.]

hee hee that was a goody !! nice penguin

[Dutchman]

lmao, nice one, hehe