I don't know how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know.
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I
have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to
me at Tesco in Dalkeith and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam
works:
Two good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing
your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a
rag and Windolene, with their br£@sts almost falling out of their skimpy
T-shirts. It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer
them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having s£x with each other. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and performs oral s£x on you, while the other one
steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on
Saturday, and also yesterday.
tesco scam email (very funny)
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by [fun]scott » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:24 pm
www.pokerroom.com/?ref=19874 , www.napstor.co.uk great free / cheap deals... support my life style that im accustom too. every penny counts
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by Dutchman » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:34 pm
rofl 
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by spliffyed » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:58 pm
See . . . LOL only a penguin would fall for such a scam . . .
Scantilly clad women hanging around Tesco in Dalkeith are always onto a scam . . . (or lost !)
Offer a penguin a sniff of fish and he's hooked . . .
My advice is to stop hanging out at Tesco supermarkets . . .
Scantilly clad women hanging around Tesco in Dalkeith are always onto a scam . . . (or lost !)
Offer a penguin a sniff of fish and he's hooked . . .
My advice is to stop hanging out at Tesco supermarkets . . .
Whoever said 'nothing's impossible' obviously never tried to nail jelly to a tree
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by #Hos.Slayer » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:04 pm
lmao
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One Shot One Kill...
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One Shot One Kill...
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