Wife 1.0 Just Released
Dear Tech support,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7,0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new
space and valuable resoruces. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs it self into all other programs and launches during system initization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5, and Suturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system when ever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite apps. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program.
Can you Help me Please!!!???
Thanks ,
A troubled user
Dear Troubled User,
This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking it is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is am OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's creator to run everything. It is unlikly you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing would be gained. It is impossabe to uninstall, delete , or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not desgined to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the origanal system. Look in your manuel under "Warnings-Alimony/Child support". I recomend yoou keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation.
I suggest installing background application program C:\YES_DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that occur, regardless of their cause.
The best corse of action will be to the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of C:\YES_DEAR because ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The System will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high matenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I reccomend Flowers 3.1and Diamonds 2K. DO NOT under any circumstances install Secretery with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported app for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best Of Luck,
Tech Support
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