two girls needed the loo
both being drunk ,they go into the graveyard,
as theres no paper,one of the girls dropped her knickers and used them,
the other girl grabbed a ribbon off a wreath.
Next day,their husbands were talking........
My wife came home last night with no knickers on!!...one said,
Thats nothing !!the other said ...mine came home with a card up her arse saying,,,,,
from all the lads at the firestation we'll never forget you!!!