A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:
Y'know sump tin, honey, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
station...
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready togo.
From now on, when I says,
'Bell one,' I want you to strip naked.
'Bell two,' you jump on de bed.
'Bell tree,' we's gonna mek love all tru de night."
The next night, he came home and shouted,
'Bell One' and she stripped naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.
After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "BellFour!"
What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?" asked the astonished Jamaican.
She replied: .
Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire.
Fireman rules
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by Dutchman » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:43 am
loooooool 
Nice one
Nice one
[FuN]Dutchman
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