The seven dwarves on a visit to Rome had an audience with the Pope. After the formalities the Pope asked them if they had anything they wished to discuss. Rather reluctantly Dopey asked
"Are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?"
"None" answered the Pope. At this the other dwarves started to smile.
"Well are there any in Rome?" asked Dopey.
"None at all." answered the Pope. At this the other dwarves started to grin.
"What about Italy?" persisted Dopey.
"No Dopey" replied the Pope "none at all". At this the rest of the dwarves began to chuckle.
"Well, how about Europe?" persisted Dopey.
"I'm afraid Dopey there are none on Europe or anywhere in the world." the Pope kindly replied.
At this the other dwarves broke into gales of laughter and chanted.
"Dopey bonked a penguin, Dopey bonked a penguin!"
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by [AsC]Frags » Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:56 am
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by Dutchman » Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:19 am
rofl, nice one 
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