Condom boy

[Mac.]

>A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello,
could
>you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I
>think I may be in with a chance!"
>
>The pharmacist gives him the condom and the young man leaves. He soon
>returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's
sister is
>very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when
she
>sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too."
>
>The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he
turns
>back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's
mum
>is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and
since
>she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!
>
>During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
left,
>the
>sister on his right and the mum facing him.
>
>When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying,
"Dear
>Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us."
>
>A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your
>kindness."
>
>
>Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.
>
>The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more
>surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his
ear,
>"I
>didn't know you were so religious."
>
>The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"

[Dutchman]

LMFAO

Oldie, but a golden one, that's for sure!