Maria is a devoted wife: She gets married and has 17children.
Soon after the last child is born, her husband dies. A few weeks later she
remarried, and over the following years has another 22 children with her
second husband.
After the last child is born her second husband also dies.
Within a month Maria is engaged to be married for the third
time. Unfortunately, she becomes very ill and dies.
At her funeral the priest looks tenderly to Maria as she lies in her coffin, he looks
up to heaven and says: "At least they are finally together".
A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean
Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?"
The priest replied "I mean her legs".
hahahah
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by Dutchman » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:15 pm
lmfao 
[FuN]Dutchman
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DJ Frags Live on MPFreeUK Radio - "What do you get when you breed an orange and a dutchman? Our very own [FuN]Dutchman"
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DJ Frags Live on MPFreeUK Radio - "What do you get when you breed an orange and a dutchman? Our very own [FuN]Dutchman"
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"We do not buy superstars. We make them." - Arsène Wenger, Arsenal FC Manager
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"Oh, great, German food. We whipped the Jerries twice this century and they still have the last laugh" - Daphne Moon - Frasier
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