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Postby sgt.roky » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:23 pm

Hitler step to girl and ask her how old is she.

Girl say tomorow i will be 13.

hitler say no you wont :P :P
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Postby Wolfeh » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:52 pm

Its that bad Im laffing :D
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Postby dK_>> » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:00 pm

sorry forgot to laugh...
Some people say i only have one life, but im a gamer, i have many.
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Postby ExiT » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:11 pm

a good one :wink:
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Postby [FuN]Gebly » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:06 am

I'm jewish and I caught my self with a faint smile... BUT I'm allowed :wink:
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Postby Wolfeh » Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:17 am

It's seriously bad...lol
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Postby rckdutch » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:28 am

Try this than

Adolf Hitler dies in the bunker but it's St Peters day off so Jesus is manning the pearly gates. " alright Jesus." says adolf "can I come in?" Jesus looks down the list and says Noooooooo! adolf, your a naughty bugger you've taken a wrong turn! Your downstairs matey. You 've got a booking for eternal damnation! Oh come on Jesus says adolf there must be a way of squeezing me in, tell ya what I'll take off the tash. No one will Know. Naahh I can't adolf. Tell you what Jesus, If you let me in I'll give you Germanys' highest honour. The Iron Cross first class! Oooooh says jesus, I've always wanted one of them......look....I'll have to ask me dad.

Daaaaaaad, Yes son, Adolfs at the gate and he wants to come in. Well you've seen the notes, hes downstairs. He's been a naughty boy. But dad, he says if I let him in He'll give me an Iron Cross 1st class.

Iron cross you c**t, you couldn't even carry a wooden one!
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Postby phdtje » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:07 pm

rofl
lots better :D
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Postby Dutchman » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:41 pm

lmfao
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Postby ExiT » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:03 pm

rofl :D
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Postby sgt.roky » Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:50 pm

Yep its better then mine :( :D
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