by rckdutch » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:28 am
Try this than
Adolf Hitler dies in the bunker but it's St Peters day off so Jesus is manning the pearly gates. " alright Jesus." says adolf "can I come in?" Jesus looks down the list and says Noooooooo! adolf, your a naughty bugger you've taken a wrong turn! Your downstairs matey. You 've got a booking for eternal damnation! Oh come on Jesus says adolf there must be a way of squeezing me in, tell ya what I'll take off the tash. No one will Know. Naahh I can't adolf. Tell you what Jesus, If you let me in I'll give you Germanys' highest honour. The Iron Cross first class! Oooooh says jesus, I've always wanted one of them......look....I'll have to ask me dad.
Daaaaaaad, Yes son, Adolfs at the gate and he wants to come in. Well you've seen the notes, hes downstairs. He's been a naughty boy. But dad, he says if I let him in He'll give me an Iron Cross 1st class.
Iron cross you c**t, you couldn't even carry a wooden one!