After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Fred notices a photo of a man on her bedside table.
At first, he really didn't give it much thought; she had never mentioned it, so why should he?
But after a month or so he begins to stress about it; even imagining the photo is staring at him doing the deed.
It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides ask about it.
"Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Another boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery"
A Night In! ;)
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A Night In! ;)
by [AsC]Frags » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:30 am
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by Dutchman » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:09 pm
lmfao, nice one 
Quite a shocker, poor fella
Quite a shocker, poor fella
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