Can't go against your nature.

[Keiser Soze]

On the banch in park, sadist, masochist, serial killer, necrophile, zoophile and pyromaniac are sitting together, beeing really bored.
Sudenly zoophile "wake up" from that lethargy and said : „Lets catch a cat“.
Than sadist quickly added: „Lets catch a cat and torture here!“
Serial killer continues: „Lets catch a cat, torture here and kill after that!“
Necrophile replies: „Lets catch a cat, torture here, kill after that and screw here“!
Pyromaniac jumps, excitingly: „Lets catch a cat, torture here, kill here, screw here and then burn here!“
All of them turn toward masochist, curiosly waiting what he will say, and him heavily raising his head saying: „Mijau!“

[sgt.roky]

LoL