Give it more than 100%

[Dutchman]

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND look how far arse kissing will take you.

A-R-S-E-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+18+19+5+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 131%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Arse kissing that will put you over the top!

[Cpt.Miller]

Lol m8

[Coke]

Dutch?
D U T C H
4+21+20+3+8+23=56%
Toooo bad
Swedish
S W E D I S H
19+23+5+4+9+19+8=87%
YAAAA!!!!!
English
E N G L I S H
Tooo Bad..
5+13+7+11+9+19+8=72%
and the winner is SWEDEN!!!!

[Keiser Soze]

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Arse kissing that will put you over the top!

I'll tell you how is giving more then 100% in the game
Football players, at least Croatian one

At the 1st half we gave 100% but in the 2nd you could see guys are give 120%

&
Aprox. mean value of A-R-S-E-K-I-S-S-I-N-G and B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T together

P.S. And still they are earning more money than we all together

[Jaguar]

coke forgot

J+I+B+B+E+R+I+S+H

10+9+2+2+5+18+9+19+8 = 82

right behind the swedish

[Cpt.Miller]

Sweden
19+23+5+4+5+14=70%

The Netherlands
20+8+5+14+5+20+8+5+18+12+1+4+19=140%



























The United Kingdom of England Ireland Scotland and Wales
20+8+5+21+14+9+20+5+4+11+9+14+7+4+15+13+15+6+5+14+7+12+1+14+4+9+18+5+12+1+14+4+19+3+15+20+12+1+14+4+1+14+4+23+1+12+5+19=487%

As you all can plainly see no one comes close

Any one gonna double check my sums lol

Jesus im bored.

[Dutchman]

Aren't you afraid of the Irish that will now hunt you down and kill you in the slowest and most painful way for claiming that they are part of the UK?

You gotta find a new hobby, m8