David Beckham horseback riding

[Dutchman]

David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace; Victoria admiringly watching her husband.
After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle. Slipping, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.
Victoria starts to cry and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horse's neck.
David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups and he falls heavily, still trapped on the horse.
As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he begins to slip into unconsciousness. Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!
Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.

[spliffyed]

he he

[sgt.roky]

lol

[Coke]

i hope beckham will be alright again..... NOT.

[Mrs.J.H.Miller]

Lmao

[Coke]

Further: Who know if Jamie isint a good rider... Its your job then Claire

[spliffyed]

Well seen as they have the little Miller's I guess somethings working OK . . .

Don't worry Coke your time will come . . . (er that's maybe the wrong word)

Let's just hope you'll not be shooting blancs when you need a full metal jacket

[ExiT]

HAHA

[Dutchman]

lmfao spliff

[sgt.roky]

lol