Blond Joke

[Lionheart]

Any Blond women in the house dont read on..............if you can read that is ?????? (sry)

A blond woman drives into a petrol station to fill up her car, then goes to the cash till to pay.
5 minutes later she goes back to the cash till in a flap.......the cashier asks "whats up"

"my car is locked and i have left the keys in the ignition, and i cant get it open"

The cashier then gives her a wire coat hanger and tells her she can try and use that to try and open the lock, by sliding it down between the window and door.

Very grateful the blond women takes the wire hanger and goes off to try and get her car open.

15 minutes later a another customer comes in crying with laughter. the cashier looks at him and asks whats so funny.

He replies "theres a blond women outside trying to unlock her car with a wired hanger"

"yeh i know, i gave it too her" said the cashier "but whats so funny"

the man still in fits of laughter replies " the funny part is, is her blond mate sitting in the car saying "right a bit, left a bit, down a bit, up a bit."

[Cpt.Miller]

PMSL

yeh, it was Lucy and Claire (Mrs.Miller and Col. Carter)

[Mrs.J.H.Miller]

Lmao
Were not that bad jamie

[Lionheart]

Errr, no offence ladies...all good [FUN].

[phdtje]

first post since ages
but is to funny

[Dutchman]

lmfao nice one

btw, moved it to the Jokes section, sort of where jokes belong

You still alive then, phd, you traitor!