Is Windows Vista a virus?
With the recent problems being encountered by Windows Vista users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following.
1. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this.
2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Windows does this.
3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Windows does this.
4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Windows does that too.
5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.
Same with Windows, yet again.
Maybe Windows really is a virus.
Nope! There is a difference!
Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.
Is Windows Vista a virus?
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Is Windows Vista a virus?
by [AsC]Frags » Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:47 pm
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by MooDSwinG » Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:48 pm
haha love that. Brilliant, vista is a money spin i think. like me was.
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by Shagrath » Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:39 am
hehe, well, from my point of view I can't really say anything since windows is the only os I ever tried on pc. c64 basic was great tho, load "*",8,1 and u were fine
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by [FuN]DanDaily » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:29 pm
Proof Vista is not a virus:
You have to pay extra to get Vista. There is no charge for obtaining a new Virus.
You have to pay extra to get Vista. There is no charge for obtaining a new Virus.
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