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B2C had a competition...

Postby jcket » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:01 am

Ok guys i was talking to clair sam and mac last night on vent about a comp we had to celebrate B2C's 1st birthday...Which was on the 1st of april.

Well i thought i would share it with you guys, cos this was all posted in our private forums, just to stop none members getting mixed in..But here are the entries to the comp.

Firstly i asked them all to make a poem, It had to ryme and it had to Have the first letter of each sentence representing the letters of our clan Born2Conquer.

so here they are...and imo..some really good ones too :D

i hope you enjoy reading them.

49er "this one was the winner btw :D

B asically this clan is al about fun
O fcourse we also use a gun
R emebered will and should be our name
N obody can ever say we're lame
2 be a part of this clan is great
C ause we got humour like "number eight"
O nly we can give members what they like
N obody will beat or tie us on strike
Q uitting this rhyme is very hard for me
U nited is what we want to be
E verybody needs to read and hear
R espect from 49er for b2c and their first year

Nova:

Animal Love

Beastiality is such a horrid act
Over the top it is, as a matter of fact
Raping dogs, cats and even some large bugs
Noon 'till evening they give them hugs
2 different ones at the same time also is going on
Calling out things like "Oh Jeeeeez this is FUN!"
Over their bodies the sticky fluids flow
Nosebleeds are also ocurring frequently though
Queer as it may be, don't be alarmed
Utmost security measures are taken so they won't be harmed
Either condoms, sterilisation or some other form of anticonception
Raping dogs, cats and bugs does not happen without protection!

Fr0: (you must also listen to this song whilst reading it click here SONG

B of course is Born to Conquer, best clan you ever knew
O is for the obvious, that this statement is true
R just stands for "rifle only", of the sniping kind
N is pretty natural, that we even own you blind

2 I use as an intro for the 2nd verse
C isforthecallyoumakeafterplayingawarwithus ...for your nurse
O is the oblivion of the thought that once you were great
because N is the thing you forgot about us: number 8

Intermission:
Q means you should quit, because we're on our way to the top!
U stands for the ubersoldier you will need to make us stop!
E is for the Desert Eagle, making your head pop!
and R is for the rhymes, that I drop...

B2C means Born to Conquer, best clan in the world
Now isn't this the gayest song that you ever heard?

webby:

Boo hiss to this, a poem for you?
Over and over i think, this is just poo
Ryan is my name and i just can't ryhme
Nevermind this i just don't got the time

2 days i have left to hand this in

Cannot compete with my B2C kin
On this day i think to myself
Nevermind not joining its good for my health
Quite the commotion this has caused
Undermining jcket our leader, i paused
Even nova has posted and now for the rest
Remember you people, B2C is the best

Rick:

Best clan of all times ever
Over and over, we lose never,
Risking your clanscore would not be clever.
Not everytime unbeatable it is although,
2day about 80 percent is our win ratio!
Call of duty is what we play,
Ofcourse we dominate it night and day.
Noway we haven't got any skills,
Quick enough we get the most kills.
Unfriendly people doensn't belong among us,
Everyone who are with us should not be to serious.
Respect to B2C in all its greatness


Amac:

Born 2 Conquer, this is our name
Ownage we like to say, is our game
Raping us, is your biggest dream
No one though, will beat us as a team
2 lose against us, shouldn’t be a shame
Catch us if you can, it ain’t the same
On ventrilo or TS, you shouldn’t scream
Negotiate with us or drink Jim Beam
Question the skill, just take a frame
Unlucky, we are the only ones to blame
Either way, it is just us
Run run run, B2C, the ones with the plus

MooDSwinG:

B - Blatant i could mention our name right here
O - Obviosly we all know it, Others they fear!
R - Relentless we are in our passion for the game
N - Now if u dont allready then Know our name!
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2 - Two Is our B-Day an anum from today
C - Conquering for us is effortless play
O - On point we are with every move
N - Natural is our manor like stylus to groove!

Q - Quite a hard one 'Q' is to ryme
U - Under estimating us though is a crime
E - Ever ready for a challenge or fun!
R - Right thats me for now im done!

JCKET:

Brave and couragous we move through the ranks
On foot with our rifles in heli's or tanks.
Raping and pilliging, all other clans
Not a man left alive throughout all the lands
2 day is the day that we stand here so tall
Cos we are the best clan, towering them all
Obviosly you fear us, but that is ok
Nothing should try to stand in our way.
Quickly im nearing the end of my story
Unveiling the mist's from all of our glory
Everything about us is covered in fame
Remember us now, because this is our name:

.:BORN2CONQUER:.

Aikman:


Born to Conquer, what an amazing clan
Original and cool, with a number 1 plan
Rifles are best, to win in the end
Now who’s the champions, don’t you pretend
2 many defeated, but still no time for rest
Come on you clans, you know we’re the best

One things for certain, B2C know
Now listen up, we’ll give you a show
Quick run away, we’ll nade, snipe or flash,
Under cover on maps such as backlot or crash
“Ease down” you say, but we reply just die!
Remember the name, Born 2 Conquer you cry.

Hawk:

Bring on the trumpets its time to begin,
On B2C's birthday its time for a win,
Running, ducking and knifing is fun,
Nobody in this clan likes to take it up the BUM,
2 come to mind tht would relish the quest,
Certain members with their HAIRY MAN CHEST,
Opportunity knocks for the winner it seems,
Not everyone here likes playing in teams,
Queers not welcome the sign should say,
Under equal opportunities that'll be the day,
Enduring this task for a new Logitec Mic,
Roll over you guys and get on yer bike.


EdgE:

Brave and fearless we are till the end
On my side is always a fellow clan friend
Running and fighting in battle we both do
Never giving up until the war is through
2 members where here in the begining
Countless hours with playing and recruiting
Oh my look at us now, how much we have grown
No other clan has so much too show
Quests and scrims have been acheived
Under estimate us is a bad move indeed
Every member is ready and proud to say
Remeber us B2C, "Born 2 win and Born 2 play."


Wardogs:

B - Brothers in arms we have come to be,
O - Origonaly from the outset and in personality ,
R - Retarded and excentric tho we may be,
N - Never has a clan exsisted better than we,

2 - 2 old 2 young even if u cant see,

C - Come one come all a member u will be,
O - Only if u pass the dreaded "T" ,
N - Not to worry if u find vent the place to be ,
Q - Querky and queer the conversations may be,
U - United not divided and we reign free,
E - Every day for a year we have been here to see ,
R - Raise your hats and your glasses to .:B2C:. .......


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so The 1st rhymes with the 4th and the 2nd rhymes with the 3rd.

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B
B
A

Because we love gaming is why we unite.
Over country borders we are together when we
Reach out our hands to stay that way forever.
No one will ever know how much we’re right.

2 Play together for so long.
Covering all of our time with a game.
Overkill killing is how we are the same.
Never have we been so strong.

Quirky as we or our passwords may be.
Utter coolness is something we all posses.
Either while playing or in the laughing process
Reach out your hand and you’ll also see.
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Postby Mrs.J.H.Miller » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:57 am

Cool poems guys :D

Cant belive you have been going for a year now,dont time fly when your having fun :D keep up the good work.
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Postby Mr. Mac » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:08 am

n1 guys :D

congrats 49er
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Postby Keiser Soze » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:29 pm

This is nice example for those ones saying such games are creating violent people, that they are really, really wrong!

See those guys are also showing their "feminine" side of soul. Great idea and nice work B2C..

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Postby Dutchman » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:42 pm

Just goes to show that you B2C lot really are a bunch of nutters :wink:

Nice idea though, but I'll make sure that my cats don't go anywhere near Nova :shock:

Cool to get so many responses, so what did 49er win?
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Postby Mr. Mac » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:33 pm

49er win or won a gift in his own choice with value of certain amount of €, witch Clan leader will pay if im not mistaken :wink:
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Postby jcket » Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:17 pm

yeah your basicly right mac mate..

Well i actualy said i would give the winner the chance to order something for the value if 50€ and i would pay it, And then rothenbach kindly offered another 50€ which made the prize 100€ "for those that cant add :D lol

And yes...49er has chosen an MP3/Media player in value of 92.90€ which i paid today actualy.... and he has kindly donated the rest to the clan to help with server costs..

Hell be taking pics of the prize once it arrives..ill be sure to post hem here for you all to see too :D

It was great to see what everyone came up with and i think we will be doing things like this again on special occasions to come.

I thought i would share it with you guys...cos we are "Neighbours" and we are constantly in touch with each other on vent ect..but this was all posted in our private forums as i explain...

Im glad you liked it :D

Peace out JCKET
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Postby jcket » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:39 pm

ok..i knew i still had something to follow up on this topic...so


his WINNINGS arrived and i think he is quite happy about it...

here is his original post:

well its finally there!!, after 2weeks my item arrived.

Item: Iriver E100 Black mp4 player

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special thnx to jcket and rothen for making this possible.


49er,


Well i think youll agree it was worth it :D
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