Beer contains female hormones !!

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Beer contains female hormones !!

Postby Mr. Mac » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:24 pm

Tests revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a serious look at their beer consumption. Their theory is that beer contains female hormones and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were given 8 pints of beer each to consume. Within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects...

1. Gained weight,

2. Talked excessively without making sense,

3. Became overly emotional,

4. Couldn't drive,

5. Failed to think rationally,

6. Argued over nothing,

7. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong,

8. On top of it every 5 min they all go to pee......... and together

No further testing was considered necessary !!!!!
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Postby Mrs.J.H.Miller » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:04 pm

Lol Good one mac :D
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