HEHEH... POOR OSAMA !

[MBOY]

Just in case you haven't read this before:

Osama and the Genie

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle in
the sand and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile
said,”Master,
may I grant you one wish?”

“You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don’t you know who I am? I don’t
need any common woman giving me anything” barked Bin Laden.

The shocked genie said, “Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever.”

Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman,
and said, “Very well, I want to awaken with three American White women in
my
bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!”

The annoyed genie said, “So be it !” and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
Harding
and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, both knees broken, and he had no
health insurance.

[GodsEvilTwin]

LOL DUDE nice!