You might be a redneck if, There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house....
You might be a redneck if, Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days....
You might be a redneck if, Your favorite Tshirt is offensive in thirteen states....
You might be a redneck if, Your babys first words are Attention KMart shoppers...
You might be a redneck if, The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplane...
You might be a redneck if, Your brother-in-law is your uncle....
You might be a redneck if, You go to the family reunion to pick up women....
You might be a redneck if, Youve ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom....
You might be a redneck if, Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it....
