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I would like to be loved.

Postby RussianLady » Mon Jun 28, 2004 9:52 pm

Greetings from Russia!

My name is the Rose:)
I dream to meet with the guy of my secret-dream. I shall devote myself to him all mylife.
He'll be never bored with me. He'll see, what's the present love!

So for the first time i've used by service of marriage agency:)
And has placed my profile in the VIPcatalogue of site <URL REMOVED BY ADMIN>.
It would be very nice for me to receive from you the letter:)
Very likely i so wait for this letter! My ID 1321.

All letters are delivered to my address free-of-charge from pages of VIPcatalogue .

Rose

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Postby Geddy » Mon Jun 28, 2004 10:20 pm

Greatings from New York.

Let me tell you a little about myself.

Aside from the thick single eyebrow, webbed feet and third nipple, you need to search no further. You have found your dream match.
I enjoy a bevy of activities, which include..

Basket Weaving
Using my night vison goggles at camp sites to look at all the sleeping people in their tents
Using sea shells to make all of my clothing
Dipping myself in carmel
Jewlery shopping in graveyards
Hiding "it" and calling myself Sally.


If any or all of these wonderful activities are something you'd be into, please drop me a line.

So, when do you want to begin dating?




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Ik hou van kaas :)
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Postby [AsC]Frags » Mon Jun 28, 2004 10:50 pm

Let me introduce myself, I am the administrator of these forums:

- I have no heart
- I am bad tempered
- I love ravagings
- I hate Advertising on my forums

- I love deleting URLS posted as adverts!

Have a nice day!
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Postby m0nk3y-bw0y » Mon Jun 28, 2004 11:01 pm

ROFL: I dunno what scares meh more ze russian slappa or geddys Love of Carmel Diping.
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Postby [FuN]DanDaily » Tue Jun 29, 2004 12:57 am

Frags and Geddy forgot one...they both have really stank feet!

And I hear Geddy is into toe licking too.
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Postby SenecaWolf » Tue Jun 29, 2004 3:00 am

Ah the dipping himself in carmel isnt so bad, its if he really gets kinky and rolls in sprinkles afterwards :D
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Postby Armistice » Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:05 am

aww - i was going to post a URL for my new webby - Welsh_Husbands.cymru

a selection of special men for discerning ladies with bad eyesight and no sense of smell - ah well, back to the drawing board :wink:


and before you all write in, I am welsh myself. I'm an economic migrant :D
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Postby caz » Tue Jun 29, 2004 10:53 am

I spotted this last night and wondered who'd be the first to post back with a kinky/witty response. You didn't let me down Geds :D
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Re: I would like to be loved.

Postby *Element* » Tue Jun 29, 2004 4:12 pm

RussianLady wrote:I dream to meet with the guy of my secret-dream. I shall devote myself to him all mylife.


:roll: do not get into details :lol:
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Postby [AsC]Frags » Tue Jun 29, 2004 9:22 pm

and the " i shall devote to him all my life" really means:

One i get my immigration papers I will divorce you and take all you got and will screw you over for all YOUR life
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Postby mazza » Tue Jun 29, 2004 11:50 pm

hello all....i am ze mazza,ze one and only and i am looking for a man with lots of money so i can take him to ze cleaners, i am true scottish girl so anyone who lives in ze hot country(but still lots of money plz)

i will devote a lifetime to u(until i got ure money)

plz don't reply unless u got lots of money(u get so many fakers out there)



ps.don't forget the money :wink:
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Postby `Xui » Wed Jun 30, 2004 1:08 am

Hi im Xui and i liek teh goatse
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Postby [FuN]DanDaily » Wed Jun 30, 2004 2:10 pm

Ohhh beat me, whip me, make me write bad check :P
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Postby Frank Sniper » Wed Jun 30, 2004 3:23 pm

Hi Rose i interested but only if you have a flock of goats err or is it a gaggle of goats :? Anyways if you can get them all on the plane then we have a deal :P
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Re: I would like to be loved.

Postby $in-kill » Wed Jun 30, 2004 4:03 pm

RussianLady wrote:Greetings from Russia!

I dream to meet with the guy of my secret-dream. I shall devote myself to him all mylife.
He'll be never bored with me. He'll see, what's the present love!
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No need to dream anymore,u just won the lottery.
U can get for a fair price a swiss banker,a lot of money,a swiss passport and what u wanna more LoL.
In any case i only accept if u look like a supermodel and arent more then 20,dont have time for older ladies lol.

If u wish to contact me call my lawyer in Zürich for further details 8)
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Postby [FuN]DanDaily » Wed Jun 30, 2004 7:28 pm

Oh damn!

And I was about to offer her my rubber ducky, $2.49, and my collection of belly button fuzz :cry:
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Postby Geddy » Sat Jul 03, 2004 12:02 am

Ffs, you sure are taking your time.


Are we going out or not?
This is prime camping season you know? :?
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