Old Rooster

[Goone]

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old timer, your days in charge here are over, it's time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you can't handle all of these chickens? Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over there in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it! You're all washed up. I'm taking over."

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, then. I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."

The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man. Tell you what, just to be fair I'll give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot of the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. Suddenly he jumps up, he grabs his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn it... third gay rooster I bought this month."

[bobo]

lol very good keep thinking bout movie chicken run for some reson the chickes are revolting (on a sad note i had to replace my rooster this month heat got hime he was 5 years old tho)

[junkster]

[FuN]4Farmers?

[SSSQ]

NOw guess what the farmer was eating that evening??