Poor guy D:

by **Don Cartman** » Thu May 01, 2003 8:40 pm

Theres a farmer whos been working on a farm for all his life. He's nearly 60 and he is sick to death of milking cows all day. So he sees an item in a farmers magazine - an auto-milker! Mustering up all his money he buys one.

It arrives soon after and this old farmer...well, his wife died 10 years ago and he hasnt had sex since. He sees the auto-milker in action on a cows teet and thinks "Hmm...maybe Ill see if ~my~ equipment works as well". Making sure noone is nearby, he takes down his trousers and attaches the auto-milker to his goo-gun.

So its sucking away, and he gets off..."Damn that was better than my wife ever could manage". But then panic, the auto-milker wont disconnect from his undercarriage! So, desperate to escape it, he calls the auto-milker technical support line.

Farmer: "Hi there, I bought one of your auto-milkers, and I have a technical problem"

Techie: "Okay, Sir. Whats the problem?"

Farmer: "Well, I used it and its milking the cow great...but I cant disconnect it from the udder"

Techie: "Not a problem, Sir. Its programmed to disengage automatically once its collected a gallon (4.5 litres)"

Source: http://pub57.ezboard.com/fbunnyextremef ... =188.topic

by **Don Cartman** » Fri May 16, 2003 4:48 pm

What, no comments AT ALL?

by **Jobba** » Mon May 19, 2003 11:56 am

LOL

by **Blaze** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 1:53 am

lol i dont get it? maybee i should look at the site

by **Don Cartman** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 6:19 am

Dr.X wrote:lol i dont get it? maybee i should look at the site

Maybe you're too young to understand?

by **Gunman** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 4:45 pm

lmfao thats a gr8 one +)

Poor guy D:

Poor guy D:

Who is online