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Based on a true story...I think

Postby Svarvsven » Sun Nov 16, 2003 1:41 am

<In the beginning, there was nothin>

-Let's make THE game.
-Yeah, I wanna put the whole world into a computer!
-Not the whole world, lets just make some vast landscape. Winter-time!
-Let's put some people in it too.
-Okey, but what should those people do?
-What do people wanna do?
-They wanna F.
-How about something else?
-They could argue about something.
-Now we are getting somewhere!
-Lets put a fueldump in there.
-In the winter-landscape-kind-of-stuff? That's stupid!
-No, wait. Let the people that join either gonna wanna keep the fueldump or not keep it.
-Thats a good start for an argument, I see.
-So they can type in these messages and...
-Hold on, let's have a big argument. Give them guns!
-So half of all the people gonna fight for saving the fueldump and the other half to ruin it?
-Yes, lets build a fortress around the fueldump.
-The other team should have a tank then to ruin the fortress.
-Do you really think people wanna connect and do this?
-Of course, they will even LOVE IT!

<Then there was RTCW ET...>

(I have to admit that I wrote this after playin and dyin on RTCW, but I will try play RTCW again...promise!!!)
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Postby Gwain » Sun Nov 16, 2003 1:44 am

I Think God Did the same while creating our world... :)

Do you need a man for a well-done job?
Dont ask me then!
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Postby Guest » Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:54 am

Exactly.. :)

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