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Postby SenecaWolf » Tue May 06, 2003 2:33 pm

Find out how fast you can "Spank the Monkey"
(no it's not as wude as your thinking :P)
OOOPS Thats what I get when I try to make a post first thing in the morning Sorry
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtml
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Postby Don Cartman » Tue May 06, 2003 4:15 pm

I would if you'd added a link in that post. :o
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Postby Jaguar » Tue May 06, 2003 5:51 pm

Yea...the only way to do this one is the "wude" way lol.:P
Back to prowlin so keep ur eyes open..or u won't be around to use em.
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Postby jaysi » Tue May 06, 2003 8:09 pm

hmm...

I dont see any monkey...
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Postby zippy » Tue May 06, 2003 8:12 pm

lol..i hope you dont want proof :shock:
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Postby Geddy » Tue May 06, 2003 9:24 pm

I was spanking the monkey so much, that it finally spanked me back. So I killed it. :(
No more monkey.
Gonna buff the bishop next. :D
The point of the journey is not to arrive.......


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Postby Armistice » Tue May 06, 2003 9:37 pm

2minutes 5seconds - where do i claim my prize? :D
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Postby Gunman » Wed May 07, 2003 5:50 pm

got 178 mph... :lol:
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Postby Gunman » Wed May 07, 2003 5:50 pm

Scratch that... 381 mph :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

EDIT: i got 521 i spank the monkey faster than u all!
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Postby Jaguar » Wed May 07, 2003 6:28 pm

298 mph.....dunno wut else is supposed to go on
make that 312...weird
Back to prowlin so keep ur eyes open..or u won't be around to use em.
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Postby Dutchman » Wed May 07, 2003 7:13 pm

I don't get this game....

can someone explain me what the heck I have to do??? :o :o :o
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Postby Gunman » Wed May 07, 2003 7:22 pm

click where the hand is and then move the hand towards the monkey as faast as possible
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Postby Dutchman » Wed May 07, 2003 7:27 pm

omg, senny, how do u come up with games like this :o

lol, its fun tho...


my best score for now is 424 mph
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Postby Geddy » Wed May 07, 2003 8:09 pm

It's not how fast you spank the monkey, but it's the quality of the spank that really counts.
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Postby Gunman » Wed May 07, 2003 8:16 pm

:lol: i c ur point 8)
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Postby Dutchman » Thu May 08, 2003 7:24 pm

geddy is just jealous he can't get near gun's and my score.....
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Postby Don Cartman » Thu May 08, 2003 7:46 pm

Gunman wrote:Scratch that... 381 mph :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

EDIT: i got 521 i spank the monkey faster than u all!

No, ya don't. :) I got 563! And I have proof, too.

http://users.skynet.be/fa244235/spanktehmonkay;o.jpg

EDIT #4: :/ 650
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Postby Gunman » Fri May 09, 2003 1:01 pm

thats ok i got 824 now
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Postby Angelicaca » Fri May 09, 2003 3:42 pm

I'm a typical woman driver!!!

I can't get past 90 miles an hour and thats if i'm lucky. I think I need to tweak something ......
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Postby McNut » Sat May 10, 2003 10:19 am

I got 543 MPH WOOHOO!!!! :D
I love the song it plays when u break 200 mph
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Postby Blaze » Sun Jun 22, 2003 8:33 pm

lol my first try i got er 0 mph. HAHA but now my record i 568
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Postby Don Cartman » Sun Jun 22, 2003 8:43 pm

Reviving old threads again, huh Doc? :?
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Postby Gunman » Mon Jun 23, 2003 8:33 pm

Well, at least its not from as far back as January or february like previous times
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Postby Blaze » Mon Jun 23, 2003 8:41 pm

its not that old :x
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Postby AEMKEI » Tue Jun 24, 2003 11:50 am

oops, try to beat my record..... 1150
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Postby Don Cartman » Tue Jun 24, 2003 12:13 pm

AEMKEI wrote:oops, try to beat my record..... 1150

I don't believe you! :O Show me a picceh!
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Postby Touhu Savo » Tue Jun 24, 2003 3:12 pm

Try something new ppl, like: Who run faster after spanking Mike Tyson...
...i dont wanna be a 1st spanker :twisted:
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Postby Blaze » Tue Jun 24, 2003 3:30 pm

ill go first if i have a gun in my hand :D
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Postby Gunman » Tue Jun 24, 2003 5:40 pm

well roel, i guess you found out the lil cheat witht eh game too... :lol: glod someone else found it or id have thought u all stoopid or summat
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Postby *Element* » Wed Jul 02, 2003 4:16 pm

mine was a nice 681, beat that :D *note: i only played this for five minutes lol
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Postby pvt|shanker » Mon Jul 07, 2003 5:16 pm

i got a 269

~>new score of 316
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Postby Chainsaw (Idiot) » Fri Jul 18, 2003 9:24 pm

jeez! i must be really slowwwwwwwwwwwww!! first try i only got 136. top score for the slow chainsaw is up to 249 i believe

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Postby bLooDy_SoLdIeR » Sun Jul 20, 2003 6:12 am

errrm....i dont know if i like this game.....i broke my mouse cuz i slammed it into the keyboard so hard ( im right handed) i had to go out and buy a new mouse....oh well....i got 231...nice site sen
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Postby Loz » Sun Jul 20, 2003 11:04 am

316 rofl love this game
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